anangelofthetardis:

omG I SEARCHED GOOGLE FOR A SEWING MACHINE DIAGRAM AND THIS CAME UP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(Source: socotic, via thesoulofawarrior)

oatmeal:

Read more comics here.

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad, via sierra-sky)

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

ect

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head

(via porenn-auntie-dear)

animegir1235:

So I heard that you can’t use fur suits because you get fired

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And you can’t protect yourself with salt/ holy water/or performing an exorcism because you of course get fired of damaging property or just get killed in to progress

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So everyone’s thinking “how the fuck do I survive these nights without dieing?”
Easy

An portable power generator

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Now you can close the god damn doors and listen to music all night long

asktoothless:

This was not something i was expecting to happen

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